Hello Again, My Dear Peeps, If you ever do this, and God help you if you decide to, you will find that you have more to tell about than time allows, you can't get life to stop long enough to plant yer fat ass in a chair to relay "S'up?" Let's say, a week goes by...and you're left with the mud of yesterday on your face, while you watch tomorrow pealing' out over the horizon and you just can't catch up..SumBitch! Ok, Let's get to it. Jerri and I we're at a pre-party Franki Birthday Dinner..I know what you're thinking, but it's cool because it's almost at it's end.."The annual 3 month celebration of the birth of The Franki", and I know 3 months is a long time, but it Only comes once a year,..so it's cool, and it was almost over. [OK side bar]- There are couples, and there are couples, Fred and Ginger, Kool and the Gang, Doug and Franki, Slip and slide, bread and butter, Jerri and Mike ( still working on this, but it looks promising) Tatters N Tots, and Mark and Jackie..it was the latter, as in Mark, that fed into the notion that there is a portion of this wonderful country of ours that needs help.[End sidebar] When I drank, which means, " Uhm, is that swimming pool all ya got?" I saw a problem...If you open a bottle of Tonic and don't do it "just right" it will explode..I often wonder how many a poor souls are walking around..lives shattered, half blind, sitting at the doors of the Tacoma Dome ( or If they have broader horizons, Safeco flield)..saying to friendly patrons.." The Bottle of Tonic was shook!..I didn't Know!..I can't see!!" It's all too touching. Mark, said, after seeing the plight of these "Lost sightless Souls" " I cannot live with this!!" And so the Tonic-A Thon was born...not out of drunkiness, No! but of true caring for our fellow man,..our fellow Buddy...Our" If you don't understand that this will shoot you in the eyes after the first time after shaking it up" Jesus Freakin Christ!...You need help! Alas, it's not only the eys that suffer, but there is a stickiness that is most like fly paper that effects the eyes and nose hairs causing one to...well, open one's eye's, or breath through one's nose..DUH...or get Help! If you're reading this, and by chance feel the suffacating spray of the tonic bottle,..know that there are dedicated, loving people that have drinks at the Black Angus Resturant, who Love you and...well...think, well, we love you But not so much,because we have our own shit to think about
..Stay away from Tonic..Let a Pro do it for you.Tonic 911
..Stay away from Tonic..Let a Pro do it for you.Tonic 911
As I cruise through the garage after a long day at work, thinking how mentally spent I was, not noticing the extra car out front, grabbing a beer from the cooler and into the kitchen I go to find my loving in-laws peached at the breakfast bar sipping a cocktail. The wonderful smells of Jackie's cooking filled the air (if you have eatin dinner at Jackie's then you know what I'm talking about) Saying my hello's, move over to give Jackie a kiss (noticing that all the pressures of the day seamed to drift away) and then I step into this sticky mess, tracked from one side of the kitchen to the sink. Jackie (with a little smirk) looks me straight in the eye and tells me her Dad opened the new bottle of tonic. The smirk was because she knew what was about to take place. I turned to Bob to start my lecture on the art of opening the new tonic bottle and he saw it coming and throws his hands in the air saying "I know,I know,I know open the new bottle of tonic slowly, But I had a senior moment". So that is why I tell anyone that will listen about the art of opening the new bottle of tonic and thank you for bring troublesome issue to the masses.
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Thank You, Mark! I know we CAN make this a better world! Together we Can make this world a less sticky place, and in doing so, perhaps save the sight of many a poor soul as they suffer ( through no fault of their own) from the challenge facing them when handling an un-opened bottle of tonic. Bless You Mark, for your heartfelt concern!
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